my town says they only take 36gal trash cans. i only have two 36gal trash cans and one 45gal trash can. so i fill the two 36gal and put a small remainder (not even 1/4 full) in the 45gal. i wake up this morning, they didn't take ANY of the trash.
Plead your case and let the people decide if you are at fault...
Miscellaneous - Random Stories
A couple of months ago I mailed a check to pay the bill for my wife's credit card. The next month, the statement came and the payment wasn't posted. The check had cleared so I knew something was wrong. Turns out I didn't pay my wife's credit card, but instead I made a second payment to MY credit card. So now my wife has a late payment on her credit history and she is pissed. I just got a little confused, should she really hold it against me?
I went away for the weekend and left my car parked in front of the garage. Apparently our landlord stopped by and complained about the length of the grass. It was my roommates turn to mow it but my roommate blamed me for blocking the lawn mower in the garage. So I received a call from the landlord yelling at me saying that i shouldn't leave my car parked there or i should have at least left my keys. My roommate had plenty of other opportunities to cut the lawn but he blamed me for...Read more
i bought a laptop from what i thought was an innocent mom and pop shop down town. little did i know they were selling stolen merchandise. the police confiscated my laptop and now i'm out $500.
I was helping my friend fix an old car and we were doing an oil change at the same time as flushing the coolant lines. He asked me to fill the engine with oil and he put the funnel in the filler. After adding 4 quarts of oil to the engine he yelled out "STOP!" The oil was pouring out of the bottom of the car, all 4 quarts. The first thought was that we forgot the oil drain plug but it turned out to be much worse than that. He put the funnel in the Coolant line filler by ...Read more
A friend called to tell me that she got a second DUI..after an hour on the phone trying to figure out if she has learned her lesson yet...I text another friend to keep her up to date on our friend. When I texted the other friend I texed the friend I got off the phone with instead. Should she be upset that I told the mutual friend that she will never change her ways?
There was a homeless guy outside the liquor store last night. When I came out I gave him a beer. My girlfriend said I shouldn't have done that because I am supporting his alcoholism. I say the guy lives on the street, it can't get much worse for him, so if he wants to have a beer let the guy have a beer.